Vaulting Virtuoso Gifts

'Sorry, coach. We thought everyone had vaulted.'

He's the greatest pole vaulter of all time! That's an over-the-top statement.

Gymnast.

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

Pole Jumping Collision

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"Whine and cheezed party."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

"Viola player coming through!"

"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window."

'Here we go again...'

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Violin Player

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Leonard Cohen

Trying cellos, too big!

Barbara Streisand

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

Recording Studio

Wine, Whine. Unwind.

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

The Conductor

Sarah Vaughan

"Yes! Paul nails the Edna Vault!"

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'