Vatican Chuckle Seeker Gifts

Old Pope's Home

"OMG, LOL!"

"In addition to 'loyalty' are there any OTHER qualities you think you could bring to the job?"

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

'Your resume is quite impressive. However, I'm a little concerned about you biting your last four bosses.'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"We are looking for temps, but I'm afraid you're too temp for us."

"Look...the Pope's not stoppin' by for a little chit chat! He's here to admonish you and revoke your powers in the name of God!"

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

'Everyone's a stand-up comic these days.'

'I don't know. I woke up with it after preaching last weeks sermon...'

Ladder in a lift shard.

Comedy Vicar Competition

'I do wish he'd stop showing off in front of his friends.'

"You think I'm a loose canon, Don't you."

"This resume appears to cover only the last forty-five minutes."

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

Reminder: You're sad

'It's not a slip and it's supposed to be showing.'

'You are leading a double life, that'll be extra.'

"It's my opinion that you suffer from a hyperactive disorder. And when you're done writing that down, I'd like my chart back."

"The Pope said nope!"

"And on the 5th day, God's agent negotiated digital content rights..."

"My client seeks damages incurred as a direct result of your interpretation of what constitutes naughty or nice."

"I think I forgot to turn off the stove."

"The Hebrews are saying that you're a control freak."