Vapor Wave Fan Pillows

"So. . . how long have you been vaping?"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

Antiques

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

"It's a fixer upper."

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

"I graduated magma cum laude."

'Well, you appear to be free of infection, but your colonoscopy video has gone viral.'

"We will go with the timber frame ones."

Ned hated being famous: "Hey, everybody! It's the substitute weather guy who wore a green sweater on camera and looked like he had a hole in his body!"

Ancient Egyptians

'It's just a laser pointer, Mr. President. It's not a little mouse. Don't let people distract you with these things...Mr. President?..Hello!?'

Communication on a bus

"And now, our newest hit song..."

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

I guess videos are getting easier to make.

"I can't believe how wasteful Humans are: Look at the amount of food they've just thrown out..."

Massage Mushroom Cloud

"The disc jockeys creep me out, but you can't deny that they play great music..."

When Anteaters Get Lazy

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.