Vape Aficionados Pillows

'I didn't know you could get electronic pipes too! Whatever next!'

'It's a Vapire.'

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I'm an atheist!'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Merry Christmas.

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"What?!"

José Saramago

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

Remote control car breakdown.

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Vaping cigarette

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

Mashed potatoes...

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."

The Farmer's Return.

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

"This is an expensive habit - I keep stubbing out my e-cigarettes."

A shared passion

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

'I know these cigars are expensive, Jeff. But you really should learn when to stub them out.'

"Vape 'em if ye got 'em, Blokes."

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

'Fred, everybody is here!'

"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape."

'He knew he was hyte when his last locofoco seemed gynecoid.'

"Zumting has caused dis great trauma...any idea vhat?" "Well...we were at a red light watching the guy in the car next to us eat French fries...then...alll of a sudden, she looked right at him and he...he...lit a cigarette."