E-cigarette Enthusiast Pillows

'I roll my own E-cigarettes."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Merry Christmas.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

José Saramago

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

"What?!"

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

"My joints... are almost done"

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Stoner Dog

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

Vaping cigarette

'Wow, the support for legalizing marijuana is really picking up!'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

Nature is not perfect

"This is an expensive habit - I keep stubbing out my e-cigarettes."

"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'