E-cigarette Aficionado Pillows

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Merry Christmas.

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

José Saramago

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Caterpillar Paranoia

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

Vaping cigarette

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

Nature is not perfect

"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

"...and these are the best for treating anxiety about Trump cracking down on legalized marijuana..."