E-cigarette Aficionado Pillows

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Merry Christmas.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

José Saramago

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Caterpillar Paranoia

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

Vaping cigarette

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

Nature is not perfect

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

Mashed potatoes...