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"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"The club scene is really changing."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"I keep telling her she should do something with her stupid little online pieces."

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

High School Prom Expenses

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

"We're in the city now, Bob—stop making eye contact with everyone."

Hello- I'm a Wreck.

'You look like a fun guy!'

'With Jesse Caldwell trasferring to another school, I've been promoted in the playground pecking order.'

"I always wanted power, but now, I don't know, the trappings of power may be enough."

'I've got to go, Mom - my playgroup called an emergency meeting,'

"She might have stayed longer if you answered the door with your pants on."

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

Oh no! Here comes another lecture on the joys of loft living!

"This martini in canonical."

"I shall never forget Roger."

"Fun-sponge."

'This is Morgan Bottomley. He's too big to fail.'

"You're welcome to stay, but the household goes all nude after 9pm."

Bargoyles

Lifestyles of the rich and famous... lifestyles of everyone else.

Champagne Lifestyle on a lemonade income.

"Is he bothering you?"