Vampire Venerator Pillows

Vampire Toothbrush

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'... And this is my cellar.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

He looks so natural lying there...

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

Get on with it!

How to fight a vampire snowman

"I know. But I think I can change him."

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

Vampire on a plane

Fancy a pint?

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"