Value For Money Pillows

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

'Now, for the hyperactive, we've come up with a lethargy drink.'

"It's perfectly normal, and no, I don’t think you’ve put on weight."

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

'I am afraid, sir, that in the current economic climate, a picture is now only worth 500 words.'

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

Exams

Little Investment on the Praire

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

Meet the Artist

Energy Drinks

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

"I guess he shouldn't have added an energy drink to the water trough."

"With skyrocketing condo prices these days I can easily get $2.5 million."

For Sale, just to find the true value.

"It keeps you awake because it takes 5 hours to finish drinking it."

Energy Drink - In case of deadline bust ass.

Wall Street Hens

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

'Wow! What energy drink are you on?'

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

GOLDEN RULE: 'High moral fiber cereal,'

"Mom, please take her and teach her morals, manners, and chores."