Valentine's Day Card Lover Pillows

Valentines for Real Estate

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Couple melting the snow around them.

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

Sunrise and Sunset

Cupid and parachutists.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

Modern Cupid

Valentine man in underpants.

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

"I don't think she's this happy to be turning fifty."

'Never say, 'but everyday is children's day!' '

Greeting Cards for the Narcissist.

"he boss is a lot less scary since we saw his wife calls and 'Mr Wobbly Bottykins.'"

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.

It's important to stay on grandpa's check list.

Greeting cards: Get Well, Sympathy, Pity.

Cupids!

Reflection greeting cards.

'It's a new miracle pill made from 'get well' cards.'

Shark Valentines

"JUST SIGN THE CARD!!"