Valentine's Cards Pillows

Love Potion

"Enjoy all those Valentines while they're obligatory."

Happy Easter

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Thank you bubbles

I can't smile without you...

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

"It appears that it's a Christmas card from another GOP House member..."

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

Thanks For Not Firing Me Cards

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

A dog with a heart shaped hole in his body

Husband / Wife / On The Side

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

'Love is a Drug'.

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

'Well, you're not blind, but have you ever considered laser eye surgery?'

Valentine's Day

"I don't think she's this happy to be turning fifty."

Post early for Christmas 2010.

"Write 'Get back to work, Simmons!' Sign it 'Warmly, Mr. Johnson' and 'P.S. get well.'"

Greeting Cards

Valentines for Real Estate

Cupid Shoots at Open Heart Surgery.

'Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?'

2After using the Internet all day, Brad doesn't like any kind of popup."

Parp!

'Do you have one that plays the theme from Godzilla?'

'Cards don't send greetings, people send greetings.'