Valentine's Day Lover Pillows

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Cool Cherub

I love you even more than football.

Happy Valentine's Day.

'Life is wooferful...'

Snake Lust.

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Shepherd and eurydice

'I sent out for everything.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Playing Fetch.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

LAY ZEE FUK

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Lesbian civil partnership.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Life is for the birds.

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'