Valentine's Day Buffs Pillows

"This new guy's really good!"

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Couple melting the snow around them.

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Cupid paints Stop sign

Ten out of ten for effort...

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

Why it's easier to fall in love with a fat bald guy,

'I'm huggable!'

Cupid and parachutists.

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

"Come on, admit it. I outdid myself this Valentine's Day."

I love you Geyser...

"Bad Dog!!! You can't trust those chocolate labs."

"This year I wrote you a Valentine poem: Flowers are nice, candy divine, but what we really need is a bottle of wine!"

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

Valentine man in underpants.

Falling in love with cakes

Happy Valentine!

Modern Cupid

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

'How much for NO stems?'

The bad news is, you need a new heart. The good news is, you have lots of options. Be mine. Kiss me. Love U. 2 Cute.

"No on seemed to mind me dressing like this when I was younger!"

'It happened on Valentin's Day. My husband thought it would be romantic to replace my heart pill medication with candy hearts...'

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

'That does it You need glasses'

Valentine's Day texting

"Oh Johnny, I like you but not in that way. I'm a platonic solid."

Shark Valentines

'Now when I get back, I want to see a happy little man with a heart full of love, or you'll get a punch in the teeth!!'

I'm going to give each of my girlfriends a bottle of this wine for valentine's day. A port in every sweetheart!

True Love Will Never Die. Happy Valentine's Day!

'Happy Valentine's Day!'

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.