Vacuum Skeptic T-Shirts

"Ah, we meet again, my old nemesis."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

"Is really wet, here!"

'Oh my god, it's the Grim Housekeeper!'

Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me.

COVID-19 dime

PERSONNEL, 'Your resume has everything but verisimilitude.''

"I’ve trained him to feed me each time I press this button."

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

conclusive proof that the Moon landings WERE faked...

First Cynic in Space

'Lincoln Standardized Test Center - formerly Lincoln High School'

'Can you demonstrate yet again before my party next week?'

Witch riding a vacuum instead of a broom.

"So there really is a vacuum in outer space!"

'You suck!'

Dyson with Death

'Frankly, I think you've got a cheek asking me if you're the fairest of them all.'

Spider Darwin Awards goes to The Bug Vacuum

"It's the Grim Sweeper!!"

'I removed the sugar, artificial flavors, coloring, preservatives, and additives. Now the eight ounce box weighs four ounces.'

"Forget about using a stick to gather ants: I have a vacuum-cleaner..."

Andy had followed a voice that told him to build the massive vacuum cleaner but he had missed the message to go to Nebraska for the weekend."

"Grown men! There's no such thing, Molly."

"Apparently it's going to be very heavy today and could catch some people offguard!"

"I know my business - don't bother me with fads."

COWS: Cow dustmite

Hell's cleaners.