Vacationers With Vices Gifts

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Holiday time.

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Climate change

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

"My husband won't do Florida - too sunny. He's afraid of falling asleep on the beach and waking up 75-years-old."

Death Takes A Time-Share

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

'My wife isn't really a morning person.'

'Umm...guys, this isn't tanning spray.'

Grim reaper struggles to get his scythe in the overhead locker of an aeroplane.

'It's a good thing Dad's with us - We could have been in trouble by ourselves!'

"I just can't seem to get into the spirit of the thing."

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

"Han stuffed himself with Kessel's fried Bantha tacos and now he's got the Kessel runs."

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

Excess Baggage: From the 'Travel Promises that never meant to be kept' department.

"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."

Bob learned to redirect his pent-up fury. Rather than postal, he went coastal.

'It's quiet now but just you wait until the season starts.'

Stanley Middleton

"Without question, you're a big improvement on our last tour rep."

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

Southwest Hampton

"Remember when you said 'retirement' was a dirty word?"

Sounds of the Stock Market Crashing...

'Tell the press that I'm staying in St. Tropez until I've completed my mission.'

'She seems to like this spot.'

SS Norovirus of the Seas.

'Is it out of order or out of money?'

'I'm bored but not hungry: Let's just go and scare some bathers...'