Vacationers Seeking Cool Gifts

Crisp New England Air.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

Lei-ing Hens

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

Tycoon on beach listens to "office sounds" on CD player

Bon Voyage

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

'Is it Wimbledon fortnight already?'

Couple in sunglasses begging with a sign that reads - 'Holiday Homeless - Please help'.

Parents shows the sea to their child.

Excess Baggage: From the 'Travel Promises that never meant to be kept' department.

The Paunch & Judy Show

'You really shouldn't eat food that are out of season.'

"O.K., Summer Breaks is over. Back to hell."

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."

Cow going to Moood Beach.

'It's quiet now but just you wait until the season starts.'

'Why is the first day we're out of school circled in black?'

Reading the signs of change...'Looks like this is the last day of vacation, so tomorrow it's back to school, kids...'

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

'Why isn't there zero tolerance to drugs and alcohol?'

British Summertime

"Class, I know school ends Friday...and you've already turned in your textbooks...but this is getting a little out of hand!"

'It's just that when I said 'I wish I was a babe magnet'...'

Like lemmings to the sea.

'Tell the press that I'm staying in St. Tropez until I've completed my mission.'

"Remember when you said 'retirement' was a dirty word?"