Vacationers Seeking Cool Gifts

Crisp New England Air.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

Lei-ing Hens

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

Tycoon on beach listens to "office sounds" on CD player

Bon Voyage

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

'Is it Wimbledon fortnight already?'

Couple in sunglasses begging with a sign that reads - 'Holiday Homeless - Please help'.

Parents shows the sea to their child.

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

'You really shouldn't eat food that are out of season.'

The Paunch & Judy Show

Excess Baggage: From the 'Travel Promises that never meant to be kept' department.

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

"O.K., Summer Breaks is over. Back to hell."

"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."

Cow going to Moood Beach.

Reading the signs of change...'Looks like this is the last day of vacation, so tomorrow it's back to school, kids...'

'Why is the first day we're out of school circled in black?'

'It's quiet now but just you wait until the season starts.'

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

British Summertime

'She seems to like this spot.'

Like lemmings to the sea.

'Tell the press that I'm staying in St. Tropez until I've completed my mission.'

'It's just that when I said 'I wish I was a babe magnet'...'

'Why isn't there zero tolerance to drugs and alcohol?'

Sounds of the Stock Market Crashing...