Vacationer Extraordinaire T-Shirts

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Well yes darling, we're mountain goats, but we're on holiday. Want to play with my Billy?"

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Tourists

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Working Holiday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Hiding the electronics.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Travelling

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

Lounging by the pool

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

"...and this is one of us on the beach."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

The Perfect Cannonball

Energy saving mode

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''