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'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Summertime

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Shellfie

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

Summer wants.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

'I win!'

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."