Vacationaries With Bite Marks Pillows

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Climate change

Sunbathing with your PC.

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

Bon Voyage

"Into every shopping cart a little mysterious Mediterranean product must fall."

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

"But Darling you always wanted to swim with dolphins"

'It's a good thing Dad's with us - We could have been in trouble by ourselves!'

"Han stuffed himself with Kessel's fried Bantha tacos and now he's got the Kessel runs."

Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

The Paunch & Judy Show

'She seems to like this spot.'

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

Shy Man at Nudist Beach

'When they said more people were holiday at home I think they meant in the UK.'

Rich-boy sandwiches, at poor boy prices!

'For me, this was just a bad time share swap.'

"Somehow this isn't the worst cruise I've ever been on."

'Never, Ever...expect a fast food restaurant to be fast.'

'There... if we'd paid out for sun loungers on holiday we'd never have been able to afford this authentic goatskin bedspread.'

Resort town boxing champs

"Your room has been comped."

'This will teach you to lie about your age !'