Vacation Vixen T-Shirts

'I met my hubby in Spain...too bad I was with my toy boy.'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Try me/try me/try me...

Queen of Quinoa

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Time for vacation, time for work.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Summertime

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Toast at the Ball

Heading off with a packed bag

"I didn't come all this way to do work."