Vacation Spot Rivalry Enthusiast Gifts

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Tic-tac-toe

"Just being proactive."

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Fight on the top

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'I hate snowboarders!'

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

Lion v Kiwi.

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

David Anderson vs. Goliath

"A phony attorney…I'm so disappointed, son. Your brother is a phony doctor."

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

'You're useless, Johnson. I like that in a rival.'

The Red Cat: Beagle's About/Plate of Feud/Peer Group.

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

'Do it again.'

"Nobody realized I was a man to watch until it was too late."

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."

'It all started over who had the bigger medical file.'

Little Brother for Sale, 'I don't care what he did!'

'You were never a team player, Thornton.'

'Identify those with leadership potential. I need to eliminate the competition.'