Vacation Negotiator T-Shirts

Tunnel of Begrudging Compromise.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Tourists in Egypt

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?"

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Summertime.

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

'Duly noted. Now, shall we move on or does anyone else feel the need to have a conniption?'

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Call Your Office

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

The Airport.

"It looks brighter over there!"

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

'Our relationship would be perfect if it wasn't for you!'

'I might give you the benefit of the doubt. But I doubt it.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

"Make a note, Ellen—one Speedo, size 54."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'