Vacation Negotiator Gifts

Tunnel of Begrudging Compromise.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Tourists in Egypt

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?"

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Summertime.

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

'Duly noted. Now, shall we move on or does anyone else feel the need to have a conniption?'

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Call Your Office

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

The Airport.

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"It looks brighter over there!"

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

'Our relationship would be perfect if it wasn't for you!'

'I might give you the benefit of the doubt. But I doubt it.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

"Make a note, Ellen—one Speedo, size 54."

Superman Going On Vacation.