Vacation Mode Master Gifts

Summer

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

On holiday.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Beach con-man.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Holiday time.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Club Antisocial

Bad fake tan day.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

World Tour.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Fight or Flight

Surf Casting

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Daughters on the beach

Pina Coladas