Vacation Indulgee Pillows

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

On holiday.

Beach con-man.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Holiday time.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

Club Antisocial

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Christmas Tree

World Tour.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Fight or Flight

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Surf Casting

Daughters on the beach

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Pina Coladas

'Are we there yet?'

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'