Vacancy Sign Enthusiast Pillows

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

One Way - Yield

'So who's smoking?'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Cat on Board.

Sunset Attraction

"Your bone."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

'You need to learn to let people in.'

Do not pass.

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

"The season finale of the world is near."

Deadwood 25 miles

Wrong Way.

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

Man with Stop Signs.

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

"Say Buddy - Don't you read signs?" - Do Not Feed Bears.

Walk and take Vitamin C Every Day

No crawling sign in the desert.

Sure, it's comprehensive, but too negative.

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

Thank you for not urinating.

Department of Health and Safety: Knock (but not too loudly or you may suffer knuckle bruising) And Enter (Beware of tripping over the fireproof carpet).