Vacancy Sign Enthusiast Pillows

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

One Way - Yield

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

'So who's smoking?'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

"Your bone."

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

Cat on Board.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Sunset Attraction

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

'You need to learn to let people in.'

Do not pass.

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

Wrong Way.

Road signs of Aging

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

"The season finale of the world is near."

Deadwood 25 miles

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

Man with Stop Signs.

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

Thank you for not urinating.

No crawling sign in the desert.

Walk and take Vitamin C Every Day

Sure, it's comprehensive, but too negative.

"Say Buddy - Don't you read signs?" - Do Not Feed Bears.

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.