V.i.pet Enthusiast Pillows

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"Pick me!"

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Canine Companion

Welcome to the Team

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Love Conquers All

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"He was a sea rescue."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Did you get my tweet?"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Pets.

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Author's Bio-diversity.

"She's a miniature."

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"