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'Money? But it says here you will pay my bills free of charge!'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"Neversource"

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

Gas Bill

"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!"

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

'This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'.'

'If you can't beat 'em join 'em.'

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

A Utility Knife.

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

Call before you dig!

A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.

"Did you get any Valentines day cards?"

"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"

High electricity consumption in the summer

Did you see that documentary on prairie dogs last night?

The World wasting water.

'The instruments are suggesting that the heat pump is receiving a temperature of 105...what could possibly be heating the ground that much?'

"What a beautiful day."

Swimmers sewage warning

"I'm sensing that you have a job that carries a great amount of power."

"It's either a cannabis farm or they're heavily into AI!"

Patience Wanted

'I know it's a constant drain of electricity, but I rationalize that it also functions as a night light.'

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