Utility Bill Bounders Mugs

'Money? But it says here you will pay my bills free of charge!'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"Neversource"

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!"

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

'This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'.'

Gas Bill

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

A Utility Knife.

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

Call before you dig!

A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.

"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"

"Did you get any Valentines day cards?"

High electricity consumption in the summer

The World wasting water.

'The instruments are suggesting that the heat pump is receiving a temperature of 105...what could possibly be heating the ground that much?'

"What a beautiful day."

"You know damn well that E-on wrote to us months ago, and what did you do? Precisely nothing!"

Swimmers sewage warning

"I'm sensing that you have a job that carries a great amount of power."

Hotel: Price List

Gas, water, and electricity being brought to a house through hoses.

'I know it's a constant drain of electricity, but I rationalize that it also functions as a night light.'