Utility Bill Tracker Mugs

"Hello sir - I'm from your energy supplier. . ."

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

"I've been working on the household budget."

"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!"

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

'This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'.'

"Tariff war"

High electricity consumption in the summer

'This Investment Portfolio is an extravagant waste of money! Oh hold on... that's my expense account!'

'Much of the country could take a battering, but before our budget report, here's the weather.'

'We've had our new simplified gas bill!'

'The instruments are suggesting that the heat pump is receiving a temperature of 105...what could possibly be heating the ground that much?'

'Dad sent the last payment to the doctor yesterday.'

Hotel: Price List

Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde gets his gas bill.

"Please tell me it's a local call..."

Energy bills rise

'I know it's a constant drain of electricity, but I rationalize that it also functions as a night light.'

"Sorry, if you want a dial tone, there will be an extra charge on your phone bill"

'Our water bill is more than we spent on our vacation because you again left the toilet running the whole time we were away.'

Catsulation

"You nomads sure deduct a lot of mileage.''

'I'm always living within my means. I just cannot seem to break out.'

'What's their problem...why don't they just cut back a bit on expenses...fly business for a few weeks, trim the partner conference?'

Caution! Peak power electric bill shock possible.

TASERS...With the cost of electricity we could only afford 50 volts.

"Due to the high electricity price, you'll have to pay a 25 bucks deductible. As you will understand, I'd like to have it in advance."

A message from Flaherty

"Maybe we should consider changing our weather provider?"

Energy Privatisation

Driver with Road Toll meter in car yelling 'How many more miles is it??!'