Utility Bill Tracker Pillows

"Hello sir - I'm from your energy supplier. . ."

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

"I've been working on the household budget."

Huawei Coffin

"Tariff war"

'This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'.'

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!"

'If you can't beat 'em join 'em.'

High electricity consumption in the summer

'Much of the country could take a battering, but before our budget report, here's the weather.'

I'm not worried about taking it with me .. I'd just like it to last until I go.

'This Investment Portfolio is an extravagant waste of money! Oh hold on... that's my expense account!'

'The instruments are suggesting that the heat pump is receiving a temperature of 105...what could possibly be heating the ground that much?'

'We've had our new simplified gas bill!'

Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde gets his gas bill.

Energy bills rise

'I know it's a constant drain of electricity, but I rationalize that it also functions as a night light.'

'Dad sent the last payment to the doctor yesterday.'

Hotel: Price List

"Please tell me it's a local call..."

"Sorry, if you want a dial tone, there will be an extra charge on your phone bill"

'Our water bill is more than we spent on our vacation because you again left the toilet running the whole time we were away.'

Catsulation

'I'm always living within my means. I just cannot seem to break out.'

'What's their problem...why don't they just cut back a bit on expenses...fly business for a few weeks, trim the partner conference?'

Caution! Peak power electric bill shock possible.

"You nomads sure deduct a lot of mileage.''

TASERS...With the cost of electricity we could only afford 50 volts.

"Maybe we should consider changing our weather provider?"

A message from Flaherty

Energy Privatisation

"Due to the high electricity price, you'll have to pay a 25 bucks deductible. As you will understand, I'd like to have it in advance."