Utilities Awareness T-Shirts

'I know it's a constant drain of electricity, but I rationalize that it also functions as a night light.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"Neversource"

Gullib-Os

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

CATCHY NAME

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

Gas Bill

'How can our light bill be so big? We see in the dark.'

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

A Utility Knife.

Same old fossil fuel dependency: 'Drill, baby, drill!'

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

Energy Bills

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

Duel Fuel?

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.

Call before you dig!

"I misplace everything, yet there always seems to be more of it."

"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

Did you see that documentary on prairie dogs last night?