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Little Nell is Anxious

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

"Sorry, but you're a loan risk."

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

Non-Drinkers and Smokers Insurance Policy

'I understand the new usher is in the restaurant business.'

'Wait. . . wouldn't the Golden Harp be covered under the giant's homeowner's insurance?'

" 'Obselete' means any software the company bought last year for multi-megabucks."

"Richard, Mr. Chenolock, the insurance man, is here to determine your life expectancy."

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

"Sir, booing the Pastor is not allowed."

"I've got a new job, mom! I'm in show business!"

'Well, what did you expect?'

'You're fine. Now get out of my office!'

"Enjoy the movie, and try not to cry too loud at the end when the dog comes home."

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

"Of course you don't need to tell me about your procurement plans for the year ahead. That would spoil the surprise and give us time to deliver value for money and who needs that?!"

'My career goal is to honor my warrior spirit within the context of the insurance underwriting field.'

Freddy Mac and Fannie Mae.

Enter Exit - Circle of Life.

Hudibras - 8 - Hudibras beats Sidrophel, and his man Whachum.

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

"To thrive in these challenging times we need to embrace charge, to welcome it. It's the only way to survive and grow!"

'The movie started 40 minutes ago.'

'No, we do not make change.'

"Time to knock off for lunch?"

"Animal sacrifice isn't necessary, son. Just shake out a few dimes."

'The object is to make money, not pay claims! Don't make me tell you again!'

"I was comped."