Usherette Gifts

There will now be an interval while the film comes back on.

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Director/Action Man toy.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

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Creative department

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Infinity Tavern

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

Honesty in retail

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

They get into debt so fast these days...

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

The Doorway to Ideas

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."