Us States Gifts

How the U.S. would look if Texas and Rhode Island switched places

"Nation-building never works."

Remote control pirate bully

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Tommy!"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Boy rolled into a snowball

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"I'm bored."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Child driving a toy car

Rocking Horse

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Swinging

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'At lone at last.'

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Archival Warfare

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'The kids were so sweet...'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'