Us States Mugs

How the U.S. would look if Texas and Rhode Island switched places

"Nation-building never works."

Remote control pirate bully

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Tommy!"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Boy rolled into a snowball

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"I'm bored."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Swinging

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Child driving a toy car

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Rocking Horse

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'At lone at last.'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'The kids were so sweet...'

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'