State History Gifts

Rejected State Flowers

"State bird?" "Eastern goldfinch!" "State flower?" "Purple violet!" "Ok! Go on!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Anti-Agent

"You're fired."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Remote control pirate bully

Gender Equality

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

At the Museum

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Great Chinese Dynasties

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"What's a patent?"

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."