Urban Trekker Gifts

"We don't have a gym, but your parking space is six miles away."

City Hike

Treking through the barcode.

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog Walking Services

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

The Fast Lane.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Hugh fans!"

Hoodie Hang-out

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

City Boy.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I have no thumbs."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."