Urban Mountaineer Gifts

Peak Mountain Climbing Equipment.

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog Walking Services

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Rhapsody in Blue.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Wifi in Hell

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

The Fast Lane.

Happy Hour

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"Hugh fans!"

"I have no thumbs."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

City Boy.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."