Urban Running Gifts

A man running on a treadmill covered in trash and broken needles

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Banana Split...

e-shoes

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

10 K Tail-Chase

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

City Marathon.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Running

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"OK, ready to go again?"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Eat my dust!"

31. 19. 55.7.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"