Urban Skier Gifts

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

City Marathon.

Skier and his dog.

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Slalom

Tight Rope Ski Lift

Gymnast's Commute

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

"Not again!"

'...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today.'

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

'That is the bike lane...'

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

Skiers

Skis with stabilisers.

Snow seat on skis.

This could be your blurb.

"It's so cool to lie down and whizz through the city traffic."

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

Green Bums

Dog with enormous stick.

Street Football

"Wow!! This doping stuff is worth every penny!"

Everyone treads on the cracks sometimes, Arnold...

Fax Communications - Bicycle Messengers

Downhill skier collides with mountain climbers.

'Dude. Tai Chi. They do it in the park.'

Ski Lift

"I've never skied paper before."

Human Cull: People who let their plants hang over the sidewalk so pedestrians can't walk past normally.

Ski Launch

"As mountains go, this one is fairly yuppie."