Upside-down Enthusiast Gifts

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Hope you know how to stand on your head...we're having upside-down cake for dessert!

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Giraffe Selfie

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

"You've tested positive for being awesome. Just kidding - it was negative."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Holiday cottage

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

Jack in the Box Reading Joke Book.

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

'Prolonged sitting leads to death? What's up with that?'

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

'His dad was a standup. He's a quip off the old block.'

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

Immigrating to the City

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

'As the actor said to the female bishop.'