Upside Down Adventurer Gifts

Your up or my up?

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Don Quixote

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

Fly fishing.

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

"Ice rink"

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

Tandem cyclists

"In your wildest dreams, did you ever think you'd one day be cruising the Gulf of Mexico?"

Snakeboarding.