Upside-down World Lover Gifts

'Tommy, stop throwing pencils into the floor or it's back to the principal's office!'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

A man looks up at the earth

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Blok drives by New York City.

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

Do something for the environment.

"You can find me on Inkedin."

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"What happened?"

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

Right Here

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

Giant cat at school open night.

Oxygen, hydrogen, carbon. With a combination like that you're bound to get infected.

I miss that new planet smell.

The REAL reason for the end of the world.

"...and when did you first start feeling you are going mad?"

Arctic - 'I'm going to shed pounds this year.'

"Personally, I find it counterintuitive."

New York City, where even snails live at a fast pace!

Annoyed planet.

"I'm not sure what's worse...that you pointed out I have circles under my eyes or that after four billion years together you're just noticing."

'That mouse must've been here awhile. he's actually built a driving range outside his hole.'

'We were correct in classifying this as a dwarf planet.'

"Hey, you know those collective nouns are just a bunch of crap, right?"

'-OK, if you elect not to have the surgery, the insurance company offers six days and seven nights in Barbados.'

Tree Tunnel