Upside-down World Lover Gifts

'Tommy, stop throwing pencils into the floor or it's back to the principal's office!'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

A man looks up at the earth

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Blok drives by New York City.

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Do something for the environment.

"You can find me on Inkedin."

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"What happened?"

Right Here

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

Giant cat at school open night.

Arctic - 'I'm going to shed pounds this year.'

"...and when did you first start feeling you are going mad?"

The REAL reason for the end of the world.

"Personally, I find it counterintuitive."

'That mouse must've been here awhile. he's actually built a driving range outside his hole.'

Annoyed planet.

New York City, where even snails live at a fast pace!

'We were correct in classifying this as a dwarf planet.'

"Hey, you know those collective nouns are just a bunch of crap, right?"

'-OK, if you elect not to have the surgery, the insurance company offers six days and seven nights in Barbados.'

Tree Tunnel

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"