Uplifting Moments Pillows

Girl giving thumbs up sign.

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Pet a Puppy

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"This does not make us friends."

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

Scientist exclaims; 'At last! I have created artifical life!' But the rest of his team are busy watching Big Brother.

A couple holding hands

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"Say these things, don't think them!"

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

'OK, how about something a little more upbeat?'

"Now in the second law of thermodynamics..."

"I don't feel we've known each other long enough to sit in a booth."

"Any other weaknesses?"

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

"It helps me stay focused on what matters most."

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

Bright Idea

An insect lands on a young man's nose just as he is about to talk to some girls.

Getting a rescue dog turned out to be a good move for Sid.

Couple in Blue

'Roger hates goodbyes.'

'I'd like you to meet George...!'

'Nicely executed paper trail, Bill. Too bad it's from the rest room.'

"So what's the deal? Why did Cruz call me your girlfriend?"

"Oh, that's embarrassing, it is a stick."