Uplifting Moments Gifts

Girl giving thumbs up sign.

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Pet a Puppy

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

"This does not make us friends."

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

"Say these things, don't think them!"

Scientist exclaims; 'At last! I have created artifical life!' But the rest of his team are busy watching Big Brother.

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

A couple holding hands

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

'OK, how about something a little more upbeat?'

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

'Let's see those smiles.'

"Now in the second law of thermodynamics..."

"I don't feel we've known each other long enough to sit in a booth."

"Any other weaknesses?"

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

"It helps me stay focused on what matters most."

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

An insect lands on a young man's nose just as he is about to talk to some girls.

Getting a rescue dog turned out to be a good move for Sid.

Couple in Blue

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

Bright Idea

'Take a nice, deep breath and let it out.'

'Roger hates goodbyes.'

"Oh, that's embarrassing, it is a stick."

"So what's the deal? Why did Cruz call me your girlfriend?"

"Was there ever a boy scout badge for 'caution'?"

'I'd like you to meet George...!'

On a scale of 1-10, what would you say your painfully awkward level is?