Lighthearted Moments Pillows

Woman Dancing.

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Push for Disco...

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

"This does not make us friends."

'Do you come here often?'

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

A couple holding hands

"Wanna go out?"

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

'I love my mum and dad!'

"Can we role-play a couple who are too tired to have sex?"

'Moron.'

"I guess what I miss most is being drunk."

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

"You wouldn't believe me if I told you how long it's been since he had a bowel movement."

"I wouldn't say that you're old, Dear, just way past your 'Best Before' date!"

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

Couple in Blue

Police Lineup

Dr. Raymond Hoffler Proctologist

Working from home

"Call me!"

'Yeah, you're probably right: She's not worth fighting over... Wanna do Heads or Tails?'

Family welcoming in an adopted child.

'I thought you might like to know that your butt just burned out.'

'Isn't that kind - playing mine and Henry's tune on hold!'

"Hon, it's been more that four hours. Shouldn't we call the doctor?"

An elderly man with a cup of tea

"When you get a second wake up time, chances are your day's sublime..."

"Who is Santa Claus?"

'Oh, do you do Sumo?'