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"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"Man's best friends."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"That shirt is so last year."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Den Furniture

I love my cape

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

Naked Furniture

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."