Upholstery Aficionado Mugs

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"Man's best friends."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"That shirt is so last year."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"Just the slippers is fine!"

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Den Furniture

I love my cape

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

Naked Furniture

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'