Unusual Cures Gifts

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

Natural Medicines

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

Acupuncture.

"For someone in the hospital, I'd recommend this arrangement -pleasant colors, a nice variety, and they all can be eaten for medicinal purposes."

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

1999 Influenza Chic.

Hippy fighting off medicine.

It's THE miracle pill

"This is my son the non-traditional healer."

"I curse the day I ever heard of Ginkgo Biloba."

"Your husband isn't responding to the normal treatment, Mrs Exley, but he is responding to the abnormal treatment."

"I feel bad. My stomach hurts. I'm pretty sure it was something I didn't eat."

"I swear, since I started sleeping with that bar of soap under my pillow I haven't had nearly as many brain cramps."

'For fever, we scrape the bark from this branch, boil it with shreeded leaves, and sprinkle in powdered root. Then, just to be sure, we add some antibiotics.'

"Can't say I agree with his methods, but I'll be damned if there's a horse that man can't break."

'You have too much yin, so I'm going to give you some yang.'

'Let me through, please- I'm a herbalist!

Alternative drug deal gone bad.

"Tia Carmen, you used to work in a beauty shop, didn't you?"

'Before drinking, I always coat my stomach with butter.'

This is Umpopa, a witch doctor - he says he knows how to shrink hemorrhoids.

'You've got the flu and you drink hot milk with honey instead of buying pills? If our pharmaceutical stocks should go down, I'll blame you!!'

Herbalist and Himbalist Stores.